|Don Juan de Tomaso the Kissing
Bandit wears a black costume with
a mask like Zoro and brings a
collapsing long-stemmed rose and
giant lips. He's a a card-carrying
member of the swashbuckler's
union of Central America. Don
Juan sings Only You.
|Cousin Virgil the Hillbilly talks with
a deep southern drawl. He wears
big bib overalls and work boots,
plus he's missin' a tooth. Cousin
Virgil is a condensed episode of
Hee Haw. He plays the "Jaws Harp"
and sings the bluegrass version of
Home on the Range.
|Ned Venison the Great Orange Hunter, by
golly, has a head full of antlers along with
plenty of good old fashioned huntin’ stories
to tell. He reminds you to always keep your
gun well oiled and your barrel out of the
mud. Ned sings the birthday version of A
Hunting We Will Go.
|Vern the Nerd's entire costume is
mismatched with a giant pencil and all
kinds of goofy props. He's a cross
between Forrest Gump in an acne
commercial and Bill Gates without the
money. He sings Happy Birthday with
the help of his giant pencil as the band
|Singing Telegram Characters
|All telegrams within the Missoula area are
$75, which includes a bouquet of balloons
and a greeting card. Travel fee outside of
immediate Missoula area can apply.
Customized ballads are $25 per stanza
with four-stanza minimum order.
|Singing telegrams for birthdays, anniversaries, going-away parties or any festive occasion.